{"product_id":"good-morning-assholes-mug","title":"Good morning! Assholes Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-inline-size: min(100%, 455px); text-align: left; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space-collapse: collapse; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eALL ORDERS SHIP ON OR BEFORE OCTOBER 19, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor mornings when “good morning” is only half the sentence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 11 oz white ceramic mug keeps things polite on the outside with a simple \u003cstrong\u003e“good morning.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Finish your coffee and reveal what you were really thinking all along: \u003cstrong\u003e“assholes.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for the office, morning meetings, or anyone who shouldn’t be spoken to before coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Surprise Mugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47408064135343,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/1625\/0287\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug27_2026_06_06_57PM.png?v=1787875639","url":"https:\/\/surprisemugs.com\/products\/good-morning-assholes-mug","provider":"Surprise Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}